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I am – Two Useless Sluts on the Beach of the Day
Nothing says “We’re the lamest family in the fuckin’ world” than playing cards with you mom at Starbucks. Nothing says “I love you” more than making you dress up like a highschool mascot and jerking...
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I am – Kristen Cavallari Lasik Eye Surgery of the Day
I always thought that Kristen Cavallari was some useless reality type MTV star that no one really cared about but would bang if they met her in a club because it’s not everyday that you get to slam...
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I am – Jodie Sweetin Goes to the Pink Taco Opening Party of the Day
So this is that meth-head Jodie Sweetin who was Stephanie Tanner on Full House when she was a kid. She always took the backseat to the Olsens and from the way I see it, she was just an accessory to...
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Kristin Cavallari’s Cameltoe for her 22nd 80s Party of the Day
I have said it before and I will say it again. I love the idea of leotards. It is the one piece of clothing that grabs pussy, tits and ass at the same fucking time and that’s just something I don’t...
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Serious Trash from The Hills of the Day
It amazes me that these girls are “famous” and making money from being on a TV show, and not in a one legged midget doing back flips kind of amazement, but more like the amazement I get when one of...
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Kristen Cavallari Nipple Slip of the Day
If a reality star from 10 years ago, who ultimately doesn’t matter, pulls out her tit, and everyone can see the nipple that she has used to feed multiple children, does she make a sound. The answer is...
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Kristen Cavallari Bikini Top of the Day
There was a time when Kristen Cavallari was some 20 year old reality star and I didn’t give a fuck about her then, so now that she’s a textbook white girl of instagram, drinking her rose in her mid...
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